Saturday Night Live Polls

By Brian Covault - June 3, 2008

Saturday Night Live Poll History

Here are the results of all past Saturday Night Live polls. This includes best episode polls, best show segment polls as well as polls on other topics related to Saturday Night Live.

Best Episode of the Season Polls
Season Better/Worse Than Previous Season

Best Segment Polls - After each new episode of Saturday Night Live airs, the results of the best show segment poll for the last new episode will be added to this page.

Best Segment Poll - May 17, 2008 Episode

Guest Host: Steve Carell
Musical Guest: Usher

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Commencement0%
Campaign Ad - There Can Only Be One0%
Deal Or No Deal100%
Two A-Holes0%
SNL Digital Short - Japanese Version Of The Office0%
Message From John McCain0%
Usher - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
The Charlie Flitt Show0%
CPR Training0%
Usher - 2nd Number0%
Bless This Child0%

Best Segment Poll - May 10, 2008 Episode

Guest Host: Shia Labeouf
Musical Guest: My Morning Jacket

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From Hillary Clinton0%
MacGruber - Part 10%
It's A Match0%
Scared Straight0%
MacGruber - Part 20%
The Suze Orman Show0%
SNL Digital Short - Best Look In The World0%
My Morning Jacket - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update100%
Vinny Vedecci0%
MacGruber - Part 30%
Admirers0%
My Morning Jacket - 2nd Number0%
New York Funky0%

Best Segment Poll - April 12, 2008 Episode

Guest Host: Ashton Kutcher
Musical Guest: Gnarls Barkley

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Petraeus Testimony100%
The Cougar Den0%
Waiting With Oliver0%
SNL Digital Short - Daiguiri Girl0%
Older Jamie Lee Curtis0%
Gnarls Barkley - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Reminiscing0%
Death By Chocolate 10%
The Mellow Show0%
Death By Chocolate 20%
Gnarls Barkley - 2nd Number0%
Rusty Pony0%
Death By Chocolate 30%

Best Segment Poll - April 5, 2008 Episode

Guest Host: Christopher Walken
Musical Guest: Panic At The Disco

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From Hillary Clinton0%
Commercial - Annuale (repeat)0%
High School Musical0%
Farewell0%
SNL Digital Short - Laser Cats0%
Surprise Party0%
Panic At The Disco - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update100%
Walken Family Reunion0%
Indoor Gardening Tips0%
Top Chef0%
Panic At The Disco - 2nd Number0%
Larry King Live0%

Best Segment Poll - March 15, 2008 Episode

Guest Host: Jonah Hill
Musical Guest: Mariah Carey

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Spitzer Press Conference0%
MacGruber - Part 10%
What's Your Situation?0%
Father And Son0%
MacGruber - Part 20%
The Suze Orman Show0%
SNL Digital Short - Dating Your Dad0%
Mariah Carey - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update100%
Target0%
John McCain - Old0%
CD Promo0%
Mariah Carey - 2nd Number0%
First Date0%

Best Segment Poll - March 8, 2008 Episode

Guest Host: Amy Adams
Musical Guest: Vampire Weekend

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Obama's 3 A.M. Phone Call100%
Mirror Image0%
Couples Therapy0%
SNL Digital Short - Super Hero0%
The Hot Mess Make-Over Show0%
Vampire Weekend - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Penelope0%
Dr. Uncle Jimmy's Steakhouse And Outpatient Surgical Facility0%
Roger Clemens Presents0%
The Tookie Styles Show0%
Vampire Weekend - 2nd Number0%
Dancers0%

Best Segment Poll - March 1, 2008 Episode

Guest Host: Ellen Page
Musical Guest: Wilco

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Democratic Debate / Clinton Response0%
The Dakota Fanning Show0%
TV Funhouse - The Obama Files0%
The College For Excellence0%
The Other Boleyn Girls0%
SNL Digital Short - Nightmare0%
Wilco - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update100%
Shopping With Viginiaca0%
The Continuing Adventures Of Peter Pan0%
Wilco - 2nd Number0%
Concert0%

Best Segment Poll - February 23, 2008 Episode

Guest Host: Tina Fey
Musical Guest: Carrie Underwood

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Clinton / Obama Debate0%
Commercial - Annuale100%
Rock & Love0%
SNL Digital Short - Grandchildren In Movies0%
What's That Bitch Talking About0%
Carrie Underwood - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
The Celebrity Apprentice0%
Best Man0%
Commercial - Balloon Ride0%
I Drink Your Milkshake0%
Carrie Underwood - 2nd Number0%
Lady Business0%

Best Segment Poll - November 3, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Brian Williams
Musical Guest: Feist

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Clinton Halloween Party100%
Commercial - Makeup For Men0%
Bronx Beat0%
Riley's Way0%
Winner0%
SNL Digital Short - Day With Brian Williams0%
Feist - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Larry King0%
iPhone0%
Democratic Debate Strategy Session0%
Feist - 2nd Number0%
New Open0%

Best Segment Poll - October 13, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Jon Bon Jovi
Musical Guest: Foo Fighters

SEGMENTVOTE %
Teen Amy Meets Jon Bon Jovi100%
Jon Bon Jovi - 1st Number0%
Ohhhhhhh!0%
A Visit With Al Gore0%
SNL Digital Short - People Getting Punched Before Eating0%
Dane Cook For Baseball - Part 10%
Vinny Vedecci0%
Weekend Update0%
Foo Fighters Number0%
Lost Purse0%
Dane Cook For Baseball - Part 20%
Notre Dame0%
Band Name0%
Iconoclasts0%
Jon Bon Jovi - 2nd Number0%

Best Segment Poll - October 6, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Seth Rogen
Musical Guest: Spoon

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From Kevin Federline0%
Commercial - Ultrasound HD0%
National Douchebag Championships0%
MacGruber - Part 10%
Big Kids0%
MacGruber - Part 20%
Message From Fred Thompson0%
MacGruber - Part 30%
Spoon - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update50.0%
America's First Colonists0%
Rowlf & The Swedish Chef50.0%
Spoon - 2nd Number0%
Mad Jo0%

Best Segment Poll - September 29, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Lebron James
Musical Guest: Kanye West

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From Hillary Clinton0%
Commercial - Angry Dog Chow0%
Topper0%
High School Musical 333.3%
SNL Digital Short - Iran0%
NBA Read To Achieve PSA0%
Lyle Kane Show0%
Kanye West - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Best Of Solid Gold33.3%
TV Funhouse - Ambiguously Gay Duo0%
106 & Park0%
Kanye West - 2nd Number0%
Great Moments In Guidance Counseling33.3%

Best Segment Poll - May 19, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Zach Braff
Musical Guest: Maroon 5

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Presidential Address0%
SNL Digital Short - Seduction0%
Prom Theme0%
Deep House Dish0%
TV Funhouse - Decision '08: Spring '07 Cleaning0%
Old Times33.3%
Maroon 5 - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update33.3%
Vinny Vedecci33.3%
Bronx Beat0%
Maroon 5 - 2nd Number0%
Melissa0%

Best Segment Poll - May 12, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Molly Shannon
Musical Guest: Linkin Park

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - American Idol0%
Commercial - Urigro (repeat)0%
One Up25.0%
Fringe Candidate Debate0%
The Sopranos25.0%
Linkin Park - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Katlin50.0%
MacGruber - Part 10%
TV Funhouse - Tales From The Greatest Generation0%
The Oak Room0%
MacGruber - Part 20%
Linkin Park - 2nd Number0%
Trump Steaks0%
MacGruber - Part 30%

Best Segment Poll - April 21, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Scarlett Johansson
Musical Guest: Bjork

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - President Bush Press Conference0%
Regis & Kelly0%
Prom Dress Shopping0%
SNL Digital Short - Roy Rules50.0%
Marble Columns0%
Around The Town0%
Bjork - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update50.0%
Quado0%
News Makers With Jane Pauley0%
TV Funhouse - Torboto0%
Bjork - 2nd Number0%

Best Segment Poll - April 14, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Shia Labeouf
Musical Guest: Avril Lavigne

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Jessie Jackson And Al Sharpton0%
Mustache Ride0%
Prince Show0%
ID Check0%
The Dakota Fanning Show33.3%
SNL Digital Short - Shootout0%
Sofa King33.3%
Avril Lavigne - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Sales Pitch0%
John Mayer & Jessica Simpson0%
Avril Lavigne - 2nd Number0%
Maya And Shia33.3%

Best Segment Poll - March 24, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Peyton Manning
Musical Guest: Carrie Underwood

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Presidential Address0%
Peyton Volunteer Work50.0%
Bronx Beat0%
NCAA Tournament Pool Party0%
Party50.0%
TV Funhouse - Maraka0%
Pep Talk0%
Carrie Underwood - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Throw The Rock0%
Carrie Underwood - 2nd Number0%
Coffee0%
Commercial - Meatloaf Lover's Car0%
Air Force One0%

Best Segment Poll - March 17, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Musical Guest: Snow Patrol

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Road To The White House0%
Oprah0%
Commercial - Gold0%
Restless Penis Syndrome0%
Viny Vedecci0%
Snow Patrol - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Deep House Dish100%
PSA0%
Robots0%
Snow Patrol - 2nd Number0%
Pussycat Dolls0%

Best Segment Poll - February 24, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Rainn Wilson
Musical Guest: Arcade Fire

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - The Situation Room50.0%
The Office0%
Reminiscing0%
SNL Digital Short - Budget Cuts50.0%
The Nunnis0%
Peeping Tom0%
Arcade Fire - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
New Employee0%
White Possum Scream0%
River Bliss0%
Arcade Fire - 2nd Number0%

Best Segment Poll - February 10, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Forest Whitaker
Musical Guest: Keith Urban

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Cheney Valentine Cards33.3%
Bronx Beat0%
SNL Digital Short - Andy Popping Into Frame33.3%
Assagio's0%
Commercial - Unigro (repeat)0%
Man Versus Beast0%
Keith Urban - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special33.3%
Am I A Crazy Street Person?0%
Keith Urban - 2nd Number0%
Sloths Documentary0%

Best Segment Poll - February 3, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Drew Barrymore
Musical Guest: Lily Allen

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - American Idol Auditions0%
Old Story Line0%
The Dakota Fanning Show33,3%
Marriage Counseling33.3%
SNL Digital Short - Body Fusion0%
Target0%
Job Interview0%
Lily Allen - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Versace33.3%
Jo Jo0%
Firestarter Sausages0%
Lily Allen - 2nd Number0%
Peter O'Toole0%
Commercial - Baby Toupees (repeat)0%

Best Segment Poll - January 20, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Jeremy Piven
Musical Guest: AFI

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Hardball33.3%
Commercial - Urigro0%
Move The Chains0%
TV Funhouse - Frontline0%
First Person To Dance0%
MacGruber - Part 10%
Two A-holes At An Adoption Agency33.3%
MacGruber - Part 20%
AFI - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update33.3%
Blizzard Man0%
MacGruber - Part 30%
Kill The Unicorn0%
SNL Digital Short - Nurse Nancy0%
AFI - 2nd Number0%
Hangmen-At-Law0%

Best Segment Poll - January 13, 2007 Episode

Guest Host: Jake Gyllenhaal
Musical Guest: The Shins

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From President Bush0%
Deep House Dish0%
Bronx Beat100%
Trump Press Conference0%
Cool Food0%
SNL Digital Short - Laser Cats 20%
Stock Footage Awards0%
The Shins - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Law & Order Master Class0%
Match Makers0%
The Shins - 2nd Number0%
Kaplan, Liebowitz & Dolemite0%

Best Segment Poll - December 16, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Justin Timberlake
Musical Guest: Justin Timberlake

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Santa's My Boyfriend0%
Charity Competition0%
Target0%
SNL Digital Short - Christmas Video33.3%
The Barry Gibb Talk Show0%
Dry Eyes0%
Justin Timberlake - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Hip Hop Kids33.3%
Christmas Elf Audition33.3%
Holiday Message From Nancy Grace0%
Justin Timberlake - 2nd Number0%

Best Segment Poll - December 9, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Annette Bening
Musical Guest: Gwen Stefani

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From President Bush0%
Movie Trailer Re-cut0%
Good Morning "I Hate This Town"0%
TV Funhouse - Diddy Kiddies0%
Relationship0%
Two A-Holes0%
SNL Digital Short - Staff Meeting0%
Buyer Beware0%
Gwen Stefani - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Monster100%
Commercial - Valtrex (repeat)0%
Night Out0%
Akon - 1st Number0%
Law Firm Commercial0%

Best Segment Poll - December 2, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Matthew Fox
Musical Guest: Tenacious D

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Iraq Q&A100%
Commercial - Sale Mart0%
Nancy Grace0%
Deep House Dish0%
Lost Fans0%
Tenacious D - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Sketch Re-write0%
Changing Majors0%
Fall Of The Mayans0%
Tenacious D - 2nd Number0%

Best Segment Poll - November 18, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Ludacris
Musical Guest: Ludacris

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From President Bush0%
Young Douglas0%
Bitchslap0%
O'Reily Factor0%
Booty Bidness Workwear0%
Blizzard Man0%
Ludacris - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Pool Watch0%
Hair Transplant0%
Lesbian Cruise0%
Ludacris - 2nd Number0%
Questions100%

Best Segment Poll - November 11, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Alec Baldwin
Musical Guest: Christina Aguilera

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From Nancy Pelosi0%
Commercial - ezdate.com0%
Britney Spears Divorce Consultation0%
Saddam Hussein Legal Consultation0%
Commercial - Valtrex0%
Carpool100%
TV Funhouse - Kobayashi0%
Platinum Lounge0%
Christina Aguilera - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
The Tony Bennett Show0%
Lounge Act0%
Christina Aguilera - 2nd Number0%
Jogger0%
Tony Bennett And Christina Aguilera0%

Best Segment Poll - October 28, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Hugh Laurie
Musical Guest: Beck

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Kazakhstan Message0%
Most Haunted0%
TV Funhouse - Political Ads0%
National Anthem0%
Preparations For The Queen0%
Hardball0%
All We Gotta Do Is0%
Beck - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Broken Leg0%
Frankenstein0%
Beck - 2nd Number100%
Job Interview0%

Best Segment Poll - October 21, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: John C. Reilly
Musical Guest: My Chemical Romance

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bush Interview0%
James Lipton Tirbute To John C. Reilly50.0%
Williamsburg0%
Swimming Lessons50.0%
Kim Jong Il0%
Two A-Holes Work Out0%
My Chemical Romance - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Wreck0%
House Of Carters0%
SNL Digital Short - Harpoon Man0%
McMillan Family Moment - Part 10%
Operation Bearshark0%
McMillan Family Moment - Part 20%
My Chemical Romance - 2nd Number0%
McMillan Family Moment - Part 30%

Best Segment Poll - October 7, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Jaime Pressly
Musical Guest: Corinne Bailey Rae

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From Dennis Hastert0%
Nancy Grace50.0%
New York Stories - Part 10%
The Audition0%
Around The Town50.0%
New York Stories - Part 20%
Principal's Office0%
Corinne Bailey Rae - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Nascar Dance Team0%
New York Stories - Part 30%
Big Wigs0%
Quado0%
Corinne Bailey Rae - 2nd Number0%
Cup Of Cider0%
Jogger0%

Best Segment Poll - September 30, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Dane Cook
Musical Guest: The Killers

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Campaign Speech0%
TSA Liquid Restrictions Q&A0%
Hugo Chavez Political Roundup0%
SNL Digital Short - Cubicle Fight0%
Al Pacino Checks His Bank Balance0%
The Killers - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update With Brian Williams100%
Weekend Update0%
Boning0%
The Killers - 2nd Number0%
Let's Go!0%
Geico Spot0%

Best Segment Poll - May 20, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Kevin Spacey
Musical Guest: Nelly Furtado

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Anderson Cooper 36050.0%
Two A-holes At A Crime Scene0%
Oprah Winfrey's Legends Ball0%
Carol!0%
TV Funhouse - Presidential Outtakes0%
Apology0%
Nelly Furtado - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
The Falconer0%
SNL Digital Short - Andy Walking50.0%
Legends Of History0%
Nelly Furtado - 2nd Number0%
Promo - Neil Young Album0%

Best Segment Poll - May 13, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Musical Guest: Paul Simon

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Parallel Earth0%
Commercial - Tech Pack0%
Attention0%
The Morning Show100%
MySpace Seminar0%
Paul Simon - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Charades0%
The Sandy Patterson Story0%
Paul Simon - 2nd Number0%
SNL Digital Short - Jumper0%

Best Segment Poll - May 6, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Tom Hanks
Musical Guest: Red Hot Chili Peppers

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bush At The White House0%
Wheel Of Fortune0%
Katlin And Rick0%
SNL Digital Short - Please Don't Hurt My Testicles0%
Ma!0%
Red Hot Chili Peppers - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Yoga100%
Colin's Place0%
Red Hot Chili Peppers - 2nd Number0%
Tennis Partners0%

Best Segment Poll - April 15, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Lindsay Lohan
Musical Guest: Pearl Jam

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - The Situation Room0%
Commercial - Coin Slot Moisturizing Cream0%
Deep House Dish0%
TV Funhouse - The Disney Vault0%
The O'Reily Factor0%
Chocolate Dessert0%
SNL Digital Short - Laser Cats0%
Pearl Jam - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Debbie Downer0%
Night At The Bar100%
Pearl Jam - 2nd Number0%
Atlantic City Fever0%

Best Segment Poll - April 8, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Antonio Banderas
Musical Guest: Mary J. Blige

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Anderson Cooper 3600%
Promo - Basic Instinct 20%
Deal Or No Deal0%
Customer Service Representative0%
Besos Y Lagrinas0%
Women's Basketball Coaches Fashion Awards0%
Mary J. Blige - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Stand-In0%
Karaoke0%
Immigration Chat100%
Mary J. Blige - 2nd Number0%
Wine Tasting0%

Best Segment Poll - March 11, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Matt Dillon
Musical Guest: Arctic Monkeys

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Spring Break0%
Commercial - Prisonmate.net0%
ESPN Sports Center0%
SNL Digital Short - Look-A-Likes33.3%
2 A-Holes At A Travel Agency0%
How To Order Sushi Like A CEO0%
Commercial - J.J. Casuals (repeat)0%
Joplin: Alive! Podcast0%
Arctic Monkeys - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Vincent Price's St. Patrick's Day Special0%
Relaxation Tape Recording Session0%
Appalachian Emergency Room33.3%
Arctic Monkeys - 2nd Number0%
DeChicco Brothers Unicornery33.3%

Best Segment Poll - March 4, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Natalie Portman
Musical Guest: Fall Out Boy

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - A Message From President Bush0%
Commercial - Baby Tupees (repeat)0%
Jamba Juice0%
Larry King Live0%
The Needlers0%
TV Funhouse - Belated Black History Moments0%
Nuni0%
Fall Out Boy - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Wake Up Wakefield0%
SNL Digital Short - The Real Natalie Portman100%
Fall Out Boy - 2nd Number0%
Commercial - 80's Music Smoke Detector (repeat)0%

Best Segment Poll - February 4, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Steve Martin
Musical Guest: Prince

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening -Taking Out Baldwin0%
Commercial - Valentine Teddy Bear0%
Oprah0%
Don't Buy Stuff You Cannot Afford50.0%
Hamas Gig0%
SNL Digital Short - Encounter0%
Quick Zoom Theater0%
Prince - 1st Number50.0%
Weekend Update0%
Super Bowl Halftime Rehearsal0%
Re-negotiation0%
The Prince Show0%
State Of The Galaxy 21450%
SNL Digital Short - The Tangent0%
Surf Team0%
Prince - 2nd Number0%
Naturally Crafting0%

Best Segment Poll - January 21, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Peter Sarsgard
Musical Guest: The Strokes

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Anderson Cooper 36016.6%
Commercial - Nelson's Baby Toupees0%
Target0%
Pirates Convention16.6%
Carol!0%
SNL Digital Short - Young Chuck Norris0%
Cat Fancy0%
The Strokes - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update16.6%
Gays In Space0%
Hotel Channel16.6%
NSA Phone Surveillance0%
The Strokes - 2nd Number0%
Peter Sarsgard SARS Guards33.3%

Best Segment Poll - January 14, 2006 Episode

Guest Host: Scarlett Johansson
Musical Guest: Death Cab For Cutie

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - The 700 Gang0%
Commercial - Taco Town (repeat)0%
Deep House Dish0%
Smorgasbord0%
TV Funhouse - Darwin0%
Chandelier0%
Duluth Live0%
Death Cab For Cutie - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
My Sweet 160%
Buying A Ring0%
Love In A Sub100%
Death Cab For Cutie - 2nd Number0%
Mr. Willoughby0%

Best Segment Poll - December 17, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Jack Black
Musical Guest: Neil Young

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Message From Dick Cheney0%
Commercial - Stuart Little Mouse Removal Kit0%
Wind0%
Appalachian Emergency Room0%
TV Funhouse - Christmas Time For The Jews0%
News Team Photo Shoot0%
SNL Digital Short - Lazy Sunday75.0%
Neil Young - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update25.0%
Debbie Downer0%
Glirk0%
Buying A Christmas Tree0%
Spelling Bee0%
Neil Young - 2nd Number0%

Best Segment Poll - December 10, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Alec Baldwin
Musical Guest: Shakira

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Saddam In Prison0%
Commercial - Tylenol BM0%
Face Transplant0%
The O'Reilly Factor50.0%
TV Funhouse - Celebrity Mugshot Poker50.0%
Promo - Brokeback Goldmine0%
Shakira - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
The Tony Bennett Show0%
Carol!0%
Hot Dog0%
Promo - Medicare Prescription Drug Program0%
Shakira - 2nd Number0%
Santa's Workshop0%

Best Segment Poll - December 3, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Dane Cook
Musical Guest: James Blunt

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Tree Re-lighting0%
Assembly Announcements0%
Commercial - Taco Town (repeat)0%
The Long Ride Home0%
Wool Sweater33.3%
Lettuce33,3%
Target Checkout0%
James Blunt - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update33.3%
Coma0%
Fight Back0%
James Blunt - 2nd Number0%
Commercial - Morgan Stanley Guy (repeat)0%

Best Segment Poll - November 19, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Eva Longoria
Musical Guest: Korn

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bush Press Conference0%
Commercial - 80's Music Smoke Detector (repeat)0%
The Spammies50.0%
Deep House Dish0%
Commercial - Morgan Stanley Guy (repeat)0%
The Needlers0%
Variety Vault - Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Day Special0%
Korn - 1st Number50.0%
Weekend Update0%
Desperate Housewives Vanity Faire Shoot0%
Promo - R. Kelly: Trapped In The Closet 20%
Englehart Five0%
Korn - 2nd Number0%
Promo - Firmium0%

Best Segment Poll - November 12, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Jason Lee
Musical Guest: Foo Fighters

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Hardball50.0%
Commercial - JJ Casual Shoes0%
Good Morning Meth0%
The Falconer0%
Commercial - Thomas & Dobins0%
Hitchhiker0%
Refurbishments25.0%
Foo Fighters - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Butt Pregnancy0%
"Stachin"0%
Foo Fighters - 2nd Number0%
American Taser25.0%

Best Segment Poll - October 29, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Lance Armstrong
Musical Guest: Sheryl Crow

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Cheney On Libby Indictment0%
Ironman0%
80's Music Smoke Detector0%
Indigo Girls0%
The O'Reilly Factor100%
Sheryl Crow - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Song For Sheryl0%
Trump Cameo0%
Carol!0%
Sheryl Crow - 2nd Number0%
Interrogation0%

Best Segment Poll - October 22, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Catherine Zeta-Jones
Musical Guest: Franz Ferdinand

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bush Q&A With Troops0%
Commercial - Butt Cancer Treatment Center25.0%
Newsnight0%
Dancers0%
Franz Ferdinand - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update50.0%
Americans0%
Access Hollywood0%
French Teacher0%
Franz Ferinand - 2nd Number0%
Wedding0%
Commercial - Morgan Stanley Guy (repeat)25.0%
Who Wants To Make A Picture?0%

Best Segment Poll - October 8, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Jon Heder
Musical Guest: Ashlee Simpson

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bush, Cheney And Harriet20.0%
Commercial - Taco Town0%
Katlin And Rick0%
Warewolf0%
Tom Delay And Bill Frist0%
Show Biz Grande Explosion0%
Ashlee Simpson - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Wilson Bros. Funeral Home0%
The Retreat0%
Ashlee Simpson - 2nd Number0%
Customer Service Representative20.0%
Commercial - Black Eyed Peas For Hire60.0%

Best Segment Poll - October 1, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Steve Carell
Musical Guest: Kanye West

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bush Press Conference0%
Commercial - Morgan Stanley0%
Jet Blue Flight #2920%
Anderson Cooper 3600%
The Needlers0%
Girls Gone Wild Katrina0%
Kanye West - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Variety Vault0%
TV Funhouse - Judge Roberts Q&A0%
Kanye West - 2nd Number0%
Debbie Downer0%

Best Segment Poll - May 21, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Lindsay Lohan
Musical Guest: Coldplay

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Hardball100%
Commercial - Woomba (repeat)0%
America's Next Top Model0%
Star Wars Fans0%
TV Funhouse - Divertor0%
Appalachian Emergency Room0%
Coldplay - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
The Prince Show0%
Domestic Dispute0%
Coldplay - 2nd Number0%
Drive Home0%
Bear City0%

Best Segment Poll - May 14, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Will Ferrell
Musical Guest: Queens Of The Stone Age

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Will Before Show0%
Jeopardy10.0%
Oracle Conclave30.0%
Commercial - Para-Cyclen0%
Neighbors0%
Queens Of The Stone Age - 1st Number10.0%
Weekend Update20.0%
Grinder0%
TV Funhouse - Shazzang!30.0%
Robert Goulet Ring Tones0%
Going 2 C Movies0%
Queens Of The Stone Age - 2nd Number0%
Jaguar And Luxury0%

Best Segment Poll - May 7, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Johnny Knoxville
Musical Guest: System Of A Down

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Fallen Idol0%
Commercial - Mom Jeans (repeat)0%
The Couple That Should Be Divorced0%
Trump Dominos Commercial0%
Versace0%
Visitors From Another Planet0%
System Of A Down - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Mothers' Day Brunch100%
Helping Hands Telethon0%
Merv The Perv0%
System Of A Down - 2nd Number0%
Action News0%
Bear City0%
You Might Be A Gay Redneck0%

Best Segment Poll - April 16, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Tom Brady
Musical Guest: Beck

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - A Message From Tom Delay0%
Commercial - Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (repeat)0%
Carnival25.0%
Dr. Phil25.0%
The Falconer0%
TV Funhouse - Sexual Harassment And You0%
Tom Brady's Falaful City0%
Beck - 1st Number25.0%
Weekend Update0%
Katlin And Rick25.0%
Super Bowl Shuffle0%
Beck - 2nd Number0%
Charlie Coffee0%
Host Selection0%

Best Segment Poll - April 9, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Cameron Diaz
Musical Guest: Green Day

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - The Papal Debate0%
Extreme Makeover - Home Edition0%
TV Funhouse - Michael Jackson0%
The Barry Gibb Talk Show0%
Hotel0%
Green Day - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Woo! - The Musical50.0%
Sofa Bed50.0%
Green Day - 2nd Number0%
Spy Glass0%

Best Segment Poll - March 19, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Ashton Kutcher
Musical Guest: Gwen Stefani

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Hardball0%
Commercial - me-Harmony.com (repeat)0%
Oprah0%
Pushups0%
Commercial - Federline Undewear0%
Gays In Space0%
Gwen Stefani - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update33.3%
Guest Preacher0%
Channel 13 News0%
Gwen Stefani - 2nd Number33.3%
Nebulzitol33.3%

Best Segment Poll - March 12, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: David Spade
Musical Guest: Jack Johnson

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Martha Stewart0%
New Neighbors0%
Promos - Deaf Judge / Idiot Doctor0%
Stunt Double100%
Commercial - Womba (repeat)0%
Spider0%
Jack Johnson - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Sean Penn's Celebrity Roast0%
UPS Guy0%
Singing Couple0%
Bear City0%
Jack Johnson - 2nd Number0%
Dirtball And Burnout Convention0%

Best Segment Poll - February 19, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Hilary Swank
Musical Guest: 50 Cent

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Neverland Ranch0%
Commercial - Grayson Moorhead 10%
Los Angeles Face50.0%
Commercial - Grayson Moorhead 20%
Hot Plates0%
Debbie Downer0%
50 Cent - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Seasons Of Love0%
City Court With Aaron Neville50.0%
After The Grammys0%
50 Cent - 2nd Number0%
Project Runway0%

Best Segment Poll - February 12, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Jason Bateman
Musical Guest: Kelly Clarkson

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - North Korean Presidential Press Conference0%
Commercial - me-harmony.com0%
Monkeys Throwing Poop At Celebrities0%
An Important Moment In Black History 10%
T.T. & Mario CD0%
Subway0%
An Important Moment In Black History 20%
Kelly Clarkson - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update100%
Gays In Space0%
A&E Narrator Recording Session0%
An Important Moment In Black History 30%
Kelly Clarkson - 2nd Number0%
Rap Night0%
Public Speaking - Sales Pitch Class0%

Best Segment Poll - February 5, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Paris Hilton
Musical Guest: Keane

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - American Idol0%
Commercial - Cheapkids.net 10%
Versace0%
Purse Shopping0%
Commercial - Cheapkids.net 20%
Exclusive Connections0%
Trump Family0%
Keane - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Merv The Perv33.3%
Commercial - Cheapkids.net 30%
I.T.F. Computer Technology Institute0%
Inside Barbie's Dreamhouse0%
Keane - 2nd Number0%
Night At The Bar66.6%
Bear City - Buying A Pack Of Smokes0%

Best Segment Poll - January 22, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Paul Giamatti
Musical Guest: Ludacris, Featuring Sum 41

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bush Twins66.6%
Rice Confirmation Hearing0%
Commercial - Gaystrogen (repeat)0%
Golden Globe0%
Katlin And Rick33.3%
Ludacris, Featuring Sum 41 - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Variety Vault0%
Financial Planing0%
Ludacris - 2nd Number0%
Spy Glass0%
Cat0%

Best Segment Poll - January 15, 2005 Episode

Guest Host: Topher Grace
Musical Guest: The Killers

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bush Press Conference0%
Trucker Talk33.3%
Paramedics0%
CBS Fraudulent Document Update0%
First Time0%
The Killers - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Client Meeting33.3%
Hardball0%
Down And Out Dollar Bill33.3%
The Killers - 2nd Number0%

Best Segment Poll - December 18, 2004 Episode

Guest Host: Robert DeNiro
Musical Guest: Destiny's Child

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Iraq Update25.0%
Commercial - Woomba25.0%
Pranksters0%
Wedding Reception0%
Prince Christmas Special0%
TV Funhouse - Santa Skips The Red States50.0%
Apprentice Promo0%
Destiny's Child - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Wire0%
Destiny's Child - 2nd Number0%
Christmas With The Cat Lady0%
Bear City0%
Season's Greetings0%

Best Segment Poll - December 11, 2004 Episode

Guest Host: Colin Farrell
Musical Guest: Scissor Sisters

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Rumsfeld Q&A With Troops0%
Commercial - Tatoo Remover (repeat)0%
Roaches0%
Showbiz Grande Explosion40.0%
Body Search20.0%
Scissor Sisters - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Party0%
Window Cleaner0%
Shack20.0%
Scissor Sisters - 2nd Number0%
Merv The Perv20.0%

Best Segment Poll - November 20, 2004 Episode

Guest Host: Luke Wilson
Musical Guest: U2

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - The Apprentice At The White House33.3%
Debbie Downer0%
The American Trainwreck Awards33.3%
TV Funhouse - Bush Acceptance Speech0%
Brothers0%
U2 - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update0%
Coolest Teacher0%
The Falconer0%
U2 - 2nd Number0%
Business Trip0%
U2 - 3rd Number33.3%

Best Segment Poll - November 13, 2004 Episode

Guest Host: Liam Neeson
Musical Guest: Modest Mouse

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - George Bush And John Kerry25.0%
Star Jones - Night Before Wedding0%
You Call It A House, Do Ya?0%
Commercial - Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (repeat)0%
Jasper50.0%
Wake Up San Diego0%
Modest Mouse - 1st Number0%
Weekend Update25.0%
Appalachian Emergency Room0%
Pot0%
Modest Mouse - 2nd Number0%

Best Segment Poll - October 30, 2004 Episode

Guest Host: Kate Winslet
Musical Guest: Eminem

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Bin Laden Tape57.1%
Rap Night0%
Mrs. Dr. Frankenstein14.2%
TV Funhouse - John McCain On The Campaign Trail0%
Clinton And Kerry On The Campaign Trail0%
Eminem - 1st Number14.2%
Weekend Update0%
Katelin And Rick14.2%
Eminem - 2nd Number0%
Goodwin Wig And Toy Halloween Costumes0%
Decision 20040%

Best Segment Poll - October 23, 2004 Episode

Guest Host: Jude Law
Musical Guest: Ashlee Simpson

SEGMENTVOTE %
Opening - Hardball3.8%
Green Screen0%