Here are the results of all past Saturday Night Live polls. This includes best episode polls, best show segment polls as well as polls on other topics related to Saturday Night Live.
Best Episode of the Season PollsBest Segment Polls - After each new episode of Saturday Night Live airs, the results of the best show segment poll for the last new episode will be added to this page.
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Commencement | 0% |
| Campaign Ad - There Can Only Be One | 0% |
| Deal Or No Deal | 100% |
| Two A-Holes | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Japanese Version Of The Office | 0% |
| Message From John McCain | 0% |
| Usher - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| The Charlie Flitt Show | 0% |
| CPR Training | 0% |
| Usher - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Bless This Child | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From Hillary Clinton | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 1 | 0% |
| It's A Match | 0% |
| Scared Straight | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 2 | 0% |
| The Suze Orman Show | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Best Look In The World | 0% |
| My Morning Jacket - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 100% |
| Vinny Vedecci | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 3 | 0% |
| Admirers | 0% |
| My Morning Jacket - 2nd Number | 0% |
| New York Funky | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Petraeus Testimony | 100% |
| The Cougar Den | 0% |
| Waiting With Oliver | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Daiguiri Girl | 0% |
| Older Jamie Lee Curtis | 0% |
| Gnarls Barkley - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Reminiscing | 0% |
| Death By Chocolate 1 | 0% |
| The Mellow Show | 0% |
| Death By Chocolate 2 | 0% |
| Gnarls Barkley - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Rusty Pony | 0% |
| Death By Chocolate 3 | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From Hillary Clinton | 0% |
| Commercial - Annuale (repeat) | 0% |
| High School Musical | 0% |
| Farewell | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Laser Cats | 0% |
| Surprise Party | 0% |
| Panic At The Disco - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 100% |
| Walken Family Reunion | 0% |
| Indoor Gardening Tips | 0% |
| Top Chef | 0% |
| Panic At The Disco - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Larry King Live | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Spitzer Press Conference | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 1 | 0% |
| What's Your Situation? | 0% |
| Father And Son | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 2 | 0% |
| The Suze Orman Show | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Dating Your Dad | 0% |
| Mariah Carey - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 100% |
| Target | 0% |
| John McCain - Old | 0% |
| CD Promo | 0% |
| Mariah Carey - 2nd Number | 0% |
| First Date | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Obama's 3 A.M. Phone Call | 100% |
| Mirror Image | 0% |
| Couples Therapy | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Super Hero | 0% |
| The Hot Mess Make-Over Show | 0% |
| Vampire Weekend - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Penelope | 0% |
| Dr. Uncle Jimmy's Steakhouse And Outpatient Surgical Facility | 0% |
| Roger Clemens Presents | 0% |
| The Tookie Styles Show | 0% |
| Vampire Weekend - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Dancers | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Democratic Debate / Clinton Response | 0% |
| The Dakota Fanning Show | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - The Obama Files | 0% |
| The College For Excellence | 0% |
| The Other Boleyn Girls | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Nightmare | 0% |
| Wilco - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 100% |
| Shopping With Viginiaca | 0% |
| The Continuing Adventures Of Peter Pan | 0% |
| Wilco - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Concert | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Clinton / Obama Debate | 0% |
| Commercial - Annuale | 100% |
| Rock & Love | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Grandchildren In Movies | 0% |
| What's That Bitch Talking About | 0% |
| Carrie Underwood - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| The Celebrity Apprentice | 0% |
| Best Man | 0% |
| Commercial - Balloon Ride | 0% |
| I Drink Your Milkshake | 0% |
| Carrie Underwood - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Lady Business | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Clinton Halloween Party | 100% |
| Commercial - Makeup For Men | 0% |
| Bronx Beat | 0% |
| Riley's Way | 0% |
| Winner | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Day With Brian Williams | 0% |
| Feist - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Larry King | 0% |
| iPhone | 0% |
| Democratic Debate Strategy Session | 0% |
| Feist - 2nd Number | 0% |
| New Open | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Teen Amy Meets Jon Bon Jovi | 100% |
| Jon Bon Jovi - 1st Number | 0% |
| Ohhhhhhh! | 0% |
| A Visit With Al Gore | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - People Getting Punched Before Eating | 0% |
| Dane Cook For Baseball - Part 1 | 0% |
| Vinny Vedecci | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Foo Fighters Number | 0% |
| Lost Purse | 0% |
| Dane Cook For Baseball - Part 2 | 0% |
| Notre Dame | 0% |
| Band Name | 0% |
| Iconoclasts | 0% |
| Jon Bon Jovi - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From Kevin Federline | 0% |
| Commercial - Ultrasound HD | 0% |
| National Douchebag Championships | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 1 | 0% |
| Big Kids | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 2 | 0% |
| Message From Fred Thompson | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 3 | 0% |
| Spoon - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 50.0% |
| America's First Colonists | 0% |
| Rowlf & The Swedish Chef | 50.0% |
| Spoon - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Mad Jo | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From Hillary Clinton | 0% |
| Commercial - Angry Dog Chow | 0% |
| Topper | 0% |
| High School Musical 3 | 33.3% |
| SNL Digital Short - Iran | 0% |
| NBA Read To Achieve PSA | 0% |
| Lyle Kane Show | 0% |
| Kanye West - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Best Of Solid Gold | 33.3% |
| TV Funhouse - Ambiguously Gay Duo | 0% |
| 106 & Park | 0% |
| Kanye West - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Great Moments In Guidance Counseling | 33.3% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Presidential Address | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Seduction | 0% |
| Prom Theme | 0% |
| Deep House Dish | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Decision '08: Spring '07 Cleaning | 0% |
| Old Times | 33.3% |
| Maroon 5 - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 33.3% |
| Vinny Vedecci | 33.3% |
| Bronx Beat | 0% |
| Maroon 5 - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Melissa | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - American Idol | 0% |
| Commercial - Urigro (repeat) | 0% |
| One Up | 25.0% |
| Fringe Candidate Debate | 0% |
| The Sopranos | 25.0% |
| Linkin Park - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Katlin | 50.0% |
| MacGruber - Part 1 | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Tales From The Greatest Generation | 0% |
| The Oak Room | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 2 | 0% |
| Linkin Park - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Trump Steaks | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 3 | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - President Bush Press Conference | 0% |
| Regis & Kelly | 0% |
| Prom Dress Shopping | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Roy Rules | 50.0% |
| Marble Columns | 0% |
| Around The Town | 0% |
| Bjork - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 50.0% |
| Quado | 0% |
| News Makers With Jane Pauley | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Torboto | 0% |
| Bjork - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Jessie Jackson And Al Sharpton | 0% |
| Mustache Ride | 0% |
| Prince Show | 0% |
| ID Check | 0% |
| The Dakota Fanning Show | 33.3% |
| SNL Digital Short - Shootout | 0% |
| Sofa King | 33.3% |
| Avril Lavigne - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Sales Pitch | 0% |
| John Mayer & Jessica Simpson | 0% |
| Avril Lavigne - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Maya And Shia | 33.3% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Presidential Address | 0% |
| Peyton Volunteer Work | 50.0% |
| Bronx Beat | 0% |
| NCAA Tournament Pool Party | 0% |
| Party | 50.0% |
| TV Funhouse - Maraka | 0% |
| Pep Talk | 0% |
| Carrie Underwood - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Throw The Rock | 0% |
| Carrie Underwood - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Coffee | 0% |
| Commercial - Meatloaf Lover's Car | 0% |
| Air Force One | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Road To The White House | 0% |
| Oprah | 0% |
| Commercial - Gold | 0% |
| Restless Penis Syndrome | 0% |
| Viny Vedecci | 0% |
| Snow Patrol - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Deep House Dish | 100% |
| PSA | 0% |
| Robots | 0% |
| Snow Patrol - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Pussycat Dolls | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - The Situation Room | 50.0% |
| The Office | 0% |
| Reminiscing | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Budget Cuts | 50.0% |
| The Nunnis | 0% |
| Peeping Tom | 0% |
| Arcade Fire - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| New Employee | 0% |
| White Possum Scream | 0% |
| River Bliss | 0% |
| Arcade Fire - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Cheney Valentine Cards | 33.3% |
| Bronx Beat | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Andy Popping Into Frame | 33.3% |
| Assagio's | 0% |
| Commercial - Unigro (repeat) | 0% |
| Man Versus Beast | 0% |
| Keith Urban - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Whitney Houston's Valentine's Day Special | 33.3% |
| Am I A Crazy Street Person? | 0% |
| Keith Urban - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Sloths Documentary | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - American Idol Auditions | 0% |
| Old Story Line | 0% |
| The Dakota Fanning Show | 33,3% |
| Marriage Counseling | 33.3% |
| SNL Digital Short - Body Fusion | 0% |
| Target | 0% |
| Job Interview | 0% |
| Lily Allen - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Versace | 33.3% |
| Jo Jo | 0% |
| Firestarter Sausages | 0% |
| Lily Allen - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Peter O'Toole | 0% |
| Commercial - Baby Toupees (repeat) | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Hardball | 33.3% |
| Commercial - Urigro | 0% |
| Move The Chains | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Frontline | 0% |
| First Person To Dance | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 1 | 0% |
| Two A-holes At An Adoption Agency | 33.3% |
| MacGruber - Part 2 | 0% |
| AFI - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 33.3% |
| Blizzard Man | 0% |
| MacGruber - Part 3 | 0% |
| Kill The Unicorn | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Nurse Nancy | 0% |
| AFI - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Hangmen-At-Law | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From President Bush | 0% |
| Deep House Dish | 0% |
| Bronx Beat | 100% |
| Trump Press Conference | 0% |
| Cool Food | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Laser Cats 2 | 0% |
| Stock Footage Awards | 0% |
| The Shins - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Law & Order Master Class | 0% |
| Match Makers | 0% |
| The Shins - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Kaplan, Liebowitz & Dolemite | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Santa's My Boyfriend | 0% |
| Charity Competition | 0% |
| Target | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Christmas Video | 33.3% |
| The Barry Gibb Talk Show | 0% |
| Dry Eyes | 0% |
| Justin Timberlake - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Hip Hop Kids | 33.3% |
| Christmas Elf Audition | 33.3% |
| Holiday Message From Nancy Grace | 0% |
| Justin Timberlake - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From President Bush | 0% |
| Movie Trailer Re-cut | 0% |
| Good Morning "I Hate This Town" | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Diddy Kiddies | 0% |
| Relationship | 0% |
| Two A-Holes | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Staff Meeting | 0% |
| Buyer Beware | 0% |
| Gwen Stefani - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Monster | 100% |
| Commercial - Valtrex (repeat) | 0% |
| Night Out | 0% |
| Akon - 1st Number | 0% |
| Law Firm Commercial | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Iraq Q&A | 100% |
| Commercial - Sale Mart | 0% |
| Nancy Grace | 0% |
| Deep House Dish | 0% |
| Lost Fans | 0% |
| Tenacious D - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Sketch Re-write | 0% |
| Changing Majors | 0% |
| Fall Of The Mayans | 0% |
| Tenacious D - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From President Bush | 0% |
| Young Douglas | 0% |
| Bitchslap | 0% |
| O'Reily Factor | 0% |
| Booty Bidness Workwear | 0% |
| Blizzard Man | 0% |
| Ludacris - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Pool Watch | 0% |
| Hair Transplant | 0% |
| Lesbian Cruise | 0% |
| Ludacris - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Questions | 100% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From Nancy Pelosi | 0% |
| Commercial - ezdate.com | 0% |
| Britney Spears Divorce Consultation | 0% |
| Saddam Hussein Legal Consultation | 0% |
| Commercial - Valtrex | 0% |
| Carpool | 100% |
| TV Funhouse - Kobayashi | 0% |
| Platinum Lounge | 0% |
| Christina Aguilera - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| The Tony Bennett Show | 0% |
| Lounge Act | 0% |
| Christina Aguilera - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Jogger | 0% |
| Tony Bennett And Christina Aguilera | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Kazakhstan Message | 0% |
| Most Haunted | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Political Ads | 0% |
| National Anthem | 0% |
| Preparations For The Queen | 0% |
| Hardball | 0% |
| All We Gotta Do Is | 0% |
| Beck - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Broken Leg | 0% |
| Frankenstein | 0% |
| Beck - 2nd Number | 100% |
| Job Interview | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bush Interview | 0% |
| James Lipton Tirbute To John C. Reilly | 50.0% |
| Williamsburg | 0% |
| Swimming Lessons | 50.0% |
| Kim Jong Il | 0% |
| Two A-Holes Work Out | 0% |
| My Chemical Romance - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Wreck | 0% |
| House Of Carters | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Harpoon Man | 0% |
| McMillan Family Moment - Part 1 | 0% |
| Operation Bearshark | 0% |
| McMillan Family Moment - Part 2 | 0% |
| My Chemical Romance - 2nd Number | 0% |
| McMillan Family Moment - Part 3 | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From Dennis Hastert | 0% |
| Nancy Grace | 50.0% |
| New York Stories - Part 1 | 0% |
| The Audition | 0% |
| Around The Town | 50.0% |
| New York Stories - Part 2 | 0% |
| Principal's Office | 0% |
| Corinne Bailey Rae - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Nascar Dance Team | 0% |
| New York Stories - Part 3 | 0% |
| Big Wigs | 0% |
| Quado | 0% |
| Corinne Bailey Rae - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Cup Of Cider | 0% |
| Jogger | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Campaign Speech | 0% |
| TSA Liquid Restrictions Q&A | 0% |
| Hugo Chavez Political Roundup | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Cubicle Fight | 0% |
| Al Pacino Checks His Bank Balance | 0% |
| The Killers - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update With Brian Williams | 100% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Boning | 0% |
| The Killers - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Let's Go! | 0% |
| Geico Spot | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Anderson Cooper 360 | 50.0% |
| Two A-holes At A Crime Scene | 0% |
| Oprah Winfrey's Legends Ball | 0% |
| Carol! | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Presidential Outtakes | 0% |
| Apology | 0% |
| Nelly Furtado - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| The Falconer | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Andy Walking | 50.0% |
| Legends Of History | 0% |
| Nelly Furtado - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Promo - Neil Young Album | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Parallel Earth | 0% |
| Commercial - Tech Pack | 0% |
| Attention | 0% |
| The Morning Show | 100% |
| MySpace Seminar | 0% |
| Paul Simon - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Charades | 0% |
| The Sandy Patterson Story | 0% |
| Paul Simon - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Jumper | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bush At The White House | 0% |
| Wheel Of Fortune | 0% |
| Katlin And Rick | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Please Don't Hurt My Testicles | 0% |
| Ma! | 0% |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Yoga | 100% |
| Colin's Place | 0% |
| Red Hot Chili Peppers - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Tennis Partners | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - The Situation Room | 0% |
| Commercial - Coin Slot Moisturizing Cream | 0% |
| Deep House Dish | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - The Disney Vault | 0% |
| The O'Reily Factor | 0% |
| Chocolate Dessert | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Laser Cats | 0% |
| Pearl Jam - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Debbie Downer | 0% |
| Night At The Bar | 100% |
| Pearl Jam - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Atlantic City Fever | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Anderson Cooper 360 | 0% |
| Promo - Basic Instinct 2 | 0% |
| Deal Or No Deal | 0% |
| Customer Service Representative | 0% |
| Besos Y Lagrinas | 0% |
| Women's Basketball Coaches Fashion Awards | 0% |
| Mary J. Blige - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Stand-In | 0% |
| Karaoke | 0% |
| Immigration Chat | 100% |
| Mary J. Blige - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Wine Tasting | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Spring Break | 0% |
| Commercial - Prisonmate.net | 0% |
| ESPN Sports Center | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Look-A-Likes | 33.3% |
| 2 A-Holes At A Travel Agency | 0% |
| How To Order Sushi Like A CEO | 0% |
| Commercial - J.J. Casuals (repeat) | 0% |
| Joplin: Alive! Podcast | 0% |
| Arctic Monkeys - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Vincent Price's St. Patrick's Day Special | 0% |
| Relaxation Tape Recording Session | 0% |
| Appalachian Emergency Room | 33.3% |
| Arctic Monkeys - 2nd Number | 0% |
| DeChicco Brothers Unicornery | 33.3% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - A Message From President Bush | 0% |
| Commercial - Baby Tupees (repeat) | 0% |
| Jamba Juice | 0% |
| Larry King Live | 0% |
| The Needlers | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Belated Black History Moments | 0% |
| Nuni | 0% |
| Fall Out Boy - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Wake Up Wakefield | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - The Real Natalie Portman | 100% |
| Fall Out Boy - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Commercial - 80's Music Smoke Detector (repeat) | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening -Taking Out Baldwin | 0% |
| Commercial - Valentine Teddy Bear | 0% |
| Oprah | 0% |
| Don't Buy Stuff You Cannot Afford | 50.0% |
| Hamas Gig | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Encounter | 0% |
| Quick Zoom Theater | 0% |
| Prince - 1st Number | 50.0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Super Bowl Halftime Rehearsal | 0% |
| Re-negotiation | 0% |
| The Prince Show | 0% |
| State Of The Galaxy 2145 | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - The Tangent | 0% |
| Surf Team | 0% |
| Prince - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Naturally Crafting | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Anderson Cooper 360 | 16.6% |
| Commercial - Nelson's Baby Toupees | 0% |
| Target | 0% |
| Pirates Convention | 16.6% |
| Carol! | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Young Chuck Norris | 0% |
| Cat Fancy | 0% |
| The Strokes - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 16.6% |
| Gays In Space | 0% |
| Hotel Channel | 16.6% |
| NSA Phone Surveillance | 0% |
| The Strokes - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Peter Sarsgard SARS Guards | 33.3% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - The 700 Gang | 0% |
| Commercial - Taco Town (repeat) | 0% |
| Deep House Dish | 0% |
| Smorgasbord | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Darwin | 0% |
| Chandelier | 0% |
| Duluth Live | 0% |
| Death Cab For Cutie - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| My Sweet 16 | 0% |
| Buying A Ring | 0% |
| Love In A Sub | 100% |
| Death Cab For Cutie - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Mr. Willoughby | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Message From Dick Cheney | 0% |
| Commercial - Stuart Little Mouse Removal Kit | 0% |
| Wind | 0% |
| Appalachian Emergency Room | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Christmas Time For The Jews | 0% |
| News Team Photo Shoot | 0% |
| SNL Digital Short - Lazy Sunday | 75.0% |
| Neil Young - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 25.0% |
| Debbie Downer | 0% |
| Glirk | 0% |
| Buying A Christmas Tree | 0% |
| Spelling Bee | 0% |
| Neil Young - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Saddam In Prison | 0% |
| Commercial - Tylenol BM | 0% |
| Face Transplant | 0% |
| The O'Reilly Factor | 50.0% |
| TV Funhouse - Celebrity Mugshot Poker | 50.0% |
| Promo - Brokeback Goldmine | 0% |
| Shakira - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| The Tony Bennett Show | 0% |
| Carol! | 0% |
| Hot Dog | 0% |
| Promo - Medicare Prescription Drug Program | 0% |
| Shakira - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Santa's Workshop | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Tree Re-lighting | 0% |
| Assembly Announcements | 0% |
| Commercial - Taco Town (repeat) | 0% |
| The Long Ride Home | 0% |
| Wool Sweater | 33.3% |
| Lettuce | 33,3% |
| Target Checkout | 0% |
| James Blunt - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 33.3% |
| Coma | 0% |
| Fight Back | 0% |
| James Blunt - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Commercial - Morgan Stanley Guy (repeat) | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bush Press Conference | 0% |
| Commercial - 80's Music Smoke Detector (repeat) | 0% |
| The Spammies | 50.0% |
| Deep House Dish | 0% |
| Commercial - Morgan Stanley Guy (repeat) | 0% |
| The Needlers | 0% |
| Variety Vault - Vincent Price's Thanksgiving Day Special | 0% |
| Korn - 1st Number | 50.0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Desperate Housewives Vanity Faire Shoot | 0% |
| Promo - R. Kelly: Trapped In The Closet 2 | 0% |
| Englehart Five | 0% |
| Korn - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Promo - Firmium | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Hardball | 50.0% |
| Commercial - JJ Casual Shoes | 0% |
| Good Morning Meth | 0% |
| The Falconer | 0% |
| Commercial - Thomas & Dobins | 0% |
| Hitchhiker | 0% |
| Refurbishments | 25.0% |
| Foo Fighters - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Butt Pregnancy | 0% |
| "Stachin" | 0% |
| Foo Fighters - 2nd Number | 0% |
| American Taser | 25.0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Cheney On Libby Indictment | 0% |
| Ironman | 0% |
| 80's Music Smoke Detector | 0% |
| Indigo Girls | 0% |
| The O'Reilly Factor | 100% |
| Sheryl Crow - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Song For Sheryl | 0% |
| Trump Cameo | 0% |
| Carol! | 0% |
| Sheryl Crow - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Interrogation | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bush Q&A With Troops | 0% |
| Commercial - Butt Cancer Treatment Center | 25.0% |
| Newsnight | 0% |
| Dancers | 0% |
| Franz Ferdinand - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 50.0% |
| Americans | 0% |
| Access Hollywood | 0% |
| French Teacher | 0% |
| Franz Ferinand - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Wedding | 0% |
| Commercial - Morgan Stanley Guy (repeat) | 25.0% |
| Who Wants To Make A Picture? | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bush, Cheney And Harriet | 20.0% |
| Commercial - Taco Town | 0% |
| Katlin And Rick | 0% |
| Warewolf | 0% |
| Tom Delay And Bill Frist | 0% |
| Show Biz Grande Explosion | 0% |
| Ashlee Simpson - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Wilson Bros. Funeral Home | 0% |
| The Retreat | 0% |
| Ashlee Simpson - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Customer Service Representative | 20.0% |
| Commercial - Black Eyed Peas For Hire | 60.0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bush Press Conference | 0% |
| Commercial - Morgan Stanley | 0% |
| Jet Blue Flight #292 | 0% |
| Anderson Cooper 360 | 0% |
| The Needlers | 0% |
| Girls Gone Wild Katrina | 0% |
| Kanye West - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Variety Vault | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Judge Roberts Q&A | 0% |
| Kanye West - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Debbie Downer | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Hardball | 100% |
| Commercial - Woomba (repeat) | 0% |
| America's Next Top Model | 0% |
| Star Wars Fans | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Divertor | 0% |
| Appalachian Emergency Room | 0% |
| Coldplay - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| The Prince Show | 0% |
| Domestic Dispute | 0% |
| Coldplay - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Drive Home | 0% |
| Bear City | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Will Before Show | 0% |
| Jeopardy | 10.0% |
| Oracle Conclave | 30.0% |
| Commercial - Para-Cyclen | 0% |
| Neighbors | 0% |
| Queens Of The Stone Age - 1st Number | 10.0% |
| Weekend Update | 20.0% |
| Grinder | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Shazzang! | 30.0% |
| Robert Goulet Ring Tones | 0% |
| Going 2 C Movies | 0% |
| Queens Of The Stone Age - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Jaguar And Luxury | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Fallen Idol | 0% |
| Commercial - Mom Jeans (repeat) | 0% |
| The Couple That Should Be Divorced | 0% |
| Trump Dominos Commercial | 0% |
| Versace | 0% |
| Visitors From Another Planet | 0% |
| System Of A Down - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Mothers' Day Brunch | 100% |
| Helping Hands Telethon | 0% |
| Merv The Perv | 0% |
| System Of A Down - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Action News | 0% |
| Bear City | 0% |
| You Might Be A Gay Redneck | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - A Message From Tom Delay | 0% |
| Commercial - Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (repeat) | 0% |
| Carnival | 25.0% |
| Dr. Phil | 25.0% |
| The Falconer | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Sexual Harassment And You | 0% |
| Tom Brady's Falaful City | 0% |
| Beck - 1st Number | 25.0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Katlin And Rick | 25.0% |
| Super Bowl Shuffle | 0% |
| Beck - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Charlie Coffee | 0% |
| Host Selection | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - The Papal Debate | 0% |
| Extreme Makeover - Home Edition | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Michael Jackson | 0% |
| The Barry Gibb Talk Show | 0% |
| Hotel | 0% |
| Green Day - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Woo! - The Musical | 50.0% |
| Sofa Bed | 50.0% |
| Green Day - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Spy Glass | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Hardball | 0% |
| Commercial - me-Harmony.com (repeat) | 0% |
| Oprah | 0% |
| Pushups | 0% |
| Commercial - Federline Undewear | 0% |
| Gays In Space | 0% |
| Gwen Stefani - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 33.3% |
| Guest Preacher | 0% |
| Channel 13 News | 0% |
| Gwen Stefani - 2nd Number | 33.3% |
| Nebulzitol | 33.3% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Martha Stewart | 0% |
| New Neighbors | 0% |
| Promos - Deaf Judge / Idiot Doctor | 0% |
| Stunt Double | 100% |
| Commercial - Womba (repeat) | 0% |
| Spider | 0% |
| Jack Johnson - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Sean Penn's Celebrity Roast | 0% |
| UPS Guy | 0% |
| Singing Couple | 0% |
| Bear City | 0% |
| Jack Johnson - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Dirtball And Burnout Convention | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Neverland Ranch | 0% |
| Commercial - Grayson Moorhead 1 | 0% |
| Los Angeles Face | 50.0% |
| Commercial - Grayson Moorhead 2 | 0% |
| Hot Plates | 0% |
| Debbie Downer | 0% |
| 50 Cent - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Seasons Of Love | 0% |
| City Court With Aaron Neville | 50.0% |
| After The Grammys | 0% |
| 50 Cent - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Project Runway | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - North Korean Presidential Press Conference | 0% |
| Commercial - me-harmony.com | 0% |
| Monkeys Throwing Poop At Celebrities | 0% |
| An Important Moment In Black History 1 | 0% |
| T.T. & Mario CD | 0% |
| Subway | 0% |
| An Important Moment In Black History 2 | 0% |
| Kelly Clarkson - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 100% |
| Gays In Space | 0% |
| A&E Narrator Recording Session | 0% |
| An Important Moment In Black History 3 | 0% |
| Kelly Clarkson - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Rap Night | 0% |
| Public Speaking - Sales Pitch Class | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - American Idol | 0% |
| Commercial - Cheapkids.net 1 | 0% |
| Versace | 0% |
| Purse Shopping | 0% |
| Commercial - Cheapkids.net 2 | 0% |
| Exclusive Connections | 0% |
| Trump Family | 0% |
| Keane - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Merv The Perv | 33.3% |
| Commercial - Cheapkids.net 3 | 0% |
| I.T.F. Computer Technology Institute | 0% |
| Inside Barbie's Dreamhouse | 0% |
| Keane - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Night At The Bar | 66.6% |
| Bear City - Buying A Pack Of Smokes | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bush Twins | 66.6% |
| Rice Confirmation Hearing | 0% |
| Commercial - Gaystrogen (repeat) | 0% |
| Golden Globe | 0% |
| Katlin And Rick | 33.3% |
| Ludacris, Featuring Sum 41 - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Variety Vault | 0% |
| Financial Planing | 0% |
| Ludacris - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Spy Glass | 0% |
| Cat | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bush Press Conference | 0% |
| Trucker Talk | 33.3% |
| Paramedics | 0% |
| CBS Fraudulent Document Update | 0% |
| First Time | 0% |
| The Killers - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Client Meeting | 33.3% |
| Hardball | 0% |
| Down And Out Dollar Bill | 33.3% |
| The Killers - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Iraq Update | 25.0% |
| Commercial - Woomba | 25.0% |
| Pranksters | 0% |
| Wedding Reception | 0% |
| Prince Christmas Special | 0% |
| TV Funhouse - Santa Skips The Red States | 50.0% |
| Apprentice Promo | 0% |
| Destiny's Child - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Wire | 0% |
| Destiny's Child - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Christmas With The Cat Lady | 0% |
| Bear City | 0% |
| Season's Greetings | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Rumsfeld Q&A With Troops | 0% |
| Commercial - Tatoo Remover (repeat) | 0% |
| Roaches | 0% |
| Showbiz Grande Explosion | 40.0% |
| Body Search | 20.0% |
| Scissor Sisters - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Party | 0% |
| Window Cleaner | 0% |
| Shack | 20.0% |
| Scissor Sisters - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Merv The Perv | 20.0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - The Apprentice At The White House | 33.3% |
| Debbie Downer | 0% |
| The American Trainwreck Awards | 33.3% |
| TV Funhouse - Bush Acceptance Speech | 0% |
| Brothers | 0% |
| U2 - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Coolest Teacher | 0% |
| The Falconer | 0% |
| U2 - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Business Trip | 0% |
| U2 - 3rd Number | 33.3% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - George Bush And John Kerry | 25.0% |
| Star Jones - Night Before Wedding | 0% |
| You Call It A House, Do Ya? | 0% |
| Commercial - Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice (repeat) | 0% |
| Jasper | 50.0% |
| Wake Up San Diego | 0% |
| Modest Mouse - 1st Number | 0% |
| Weekend Update | 25.0% |
| Appalachian Emergency Room | 0% |
| Pot | 0% |
| Modest Mouse - 2nd Number | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Bin Laden Tape | 57.1% |
| Rap Night | 0% |
| Mrs. Dr. Frankenstein | 14.2% |
| TV Funhouse - John McCain On The Campaign Trail | 0% |
| Clinton And Kerry On The Campaign Trail | 0% |
| Eminem - 1st Number | 14.2% |
| Weekend Update | 0% |
| Katelin And Rick | 14.2% |
| Eminem - 2nd Number | 0% |
| Goodwin Wig And Toy Halloween Costumes | 0% |
| Decision 2004 | 0% |
| SEGMENT | VOTE % |
|---|---|
| Opening - Hardball | 3.8% |
| Green Screen | 0% |